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The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024
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Golden Piano

A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.

The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"
by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018
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The Piano Man

A character in a murder mystery game who dies as a result of, most likely, poisoning. Alias- Dennis Chase. Also guilty of anal rape.
Dennis Chase, the Piano Man, ass raped me when I was leaning in my car to get my cigarettes!
by Wooly Willy June 10, 2008
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piano sonata no. 8

Bro I just piano sonata no. 8 on that chick last night
by Epicdabber July 7, 2023
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Rich Piano

A godlike creature, also called "Grand Master", who became big and thicc after putting thousands of lebenden Totgeburten (living stillbirths) into his Laktissimus (Latissimus), cheeks and lips. He is often accompanied by his Gehilfen (assistant) Kai Greene.
Mr Piono (Rich Piano) : Give me all of them tasty living stilbirths, i want to put them into my Laktissimus!

Gehilfe (Kai Greene): But Grand Master, that's very dangerous! Nobody has done this before!

Mr Piono: *screaching* GIVE EM' TO MEEE!!!
by ESSKEETIT88 March 17, 2018
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multiplayer piano

honestly, with my experience, it kinda sucks, okay but literally, the owner of the site had make new rules to make it more kid friendly, when all that did was enforce the same rules, role playing kinda defeats the whole purpose of the site, don't mention the fact that there are pedophiles, predators and groomers, sometimes, they host meetings, the scariest part? people show up to those meetings, but i like it.
by U-2800 June 11, 2022
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Piano

A piano is a musical instrument with 88 keys. It has a Treble clef and a Bass Clef which means you play with your left and right hand. This Instrument has a beautiful sound. The piano has 3 pedals; Damper, Soft, and Sustain. Sustain holds out notes. The damper works when you hold a note, hold down the pedal, and let go of the key and it holds it out while the other notes are not held.
Wow! This piano is crazy! It sounds so beautiful!
by WikiWooHoo May 17, 2022
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