A dictionary for stupid people. If someone is a dick they may use a mat-tionary to look up the meaning of a word. This is also a very useful anti-sawyeristic device.
by colin the blade October 6, 2005
Get the mat-tionary mug.awk-tion: an erection that come around for no reason, and at any random or awkward time, hence the name awk-tion.
Ross was watching Mythbusters when suddenly, he got an awk-tion and he had to cover it up with a cushion.
by ThatJewishPig January 14, 2012
Get the awk-tion mug.A Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil. Some times known as a Dixon or Dicky Ticon, these are the best pencils on Earth. They are the reason why pencils in cartoons and artwork are yellow--because they are the only pencils in the world. You can snap a Ticon in half and put it back together again. The eraser works every time. It doesn't take two hours to manually sharpen, only to get a shitty point that barely shows up on paper.
Other models include the TRI-conderoga, which is a trianguar black pencil, sometimes called a "Stealth Ticon", the Noir, or "Shiny Ticon", which is a holographic one, The Recycled Tires Ticon, also called a "Stealth Ticon", the Mircoban Ticon, which is a pencil with a baby blue coloring that apparently kills germs with it's greatness, and the EnviroStiks, which is called the "Envi Ticon", which is just bare wood.
Other models include the TRI-conderoga, which is a trianguar black pencil, sometimes called a "Stealth Ticon", the Noir, or "Shiny Ticon", which is a holographic one, The Recycled Tires Ticon, also called a "Stealth Ticon", the Mircoban Ticon, which is a pencil with a baby blue coloring that apparently kills germs with it's greatness, and the EnviroStiks, which is called the "Envi Ticon", which is just bare wood.
Dude: Aww dude, I need a pencil
Person: *Pulls out Ticon*
Dude: YO HOOK ME UP WITH ONE OF THE BEST PENCILS IN THE WORLD
Person: Here, use my stealth ticon.
Person: *Pulls out Ticon*
Dude: YO HOOK ME UP WITH ONE OF THE BEST PENCILS IN THE WORLD
Person: Here, use my stealth ticon.
by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011
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