Mr. Tinker

A man. Lazy(sometimes), teacher, Likes to lag things out, waste time.

Bob: What is he like?
Joe: Ohhhhhh... hes a Mr. Tinker.

by mr.Tink2009 December 15, 2009

Thinks

The act of believing you are something special or that you will get away with something petty just to help your pathetic ego.

Look at your gay ass, barb wire around the arm tattoo. You think!

by SBD March 27, 2005

tinkerballs

When an afro-american stripper whom has felt your package tells your friends you have small balls.

Dave has tinkerballs.
the stripper mentioned to us that our freind has tinkerballs

by ericericboberic December 10, 2006

Settle for Ticks

This is phrase that can be roughly translated to "it could be worse." It is derived from the idea that there are far worse things in this world than ticks (the pesky, tiny arachnid). One who sees the silver lining in a situation would "settle for ticks," in favor of a more terrible outcome.

-"Damnit! I can't believe we don't have floor seats."

-"Hey man, I'd settle for ticks, we could be up on the balcony, and then we wouldn't even be able to see the band."

by Bentat December 15, 2010

Tink tink

acting retarded or stupid; having a "moment"

"Jennifer, quit acting like a Tink tink!"
(Shakes head) "Poor Tink tink."

by Julesgirl March 1, 2009

tinker's cuss

Replaces the usual 'fuck' or 'damn' in the "I don't give a..." expression. Comes from old Irish slang, still used mainly in London.

I don't give a tinker's cuss what you think!

by cactusx102 December 11, 2007

tinkerbell

The name of Paris Hilton's chiwahwah doggie.

woah did you see Tinkerbell just shit on Paris' Versace dress?

Now that's hot

by Rosefan July 2, 2005