Tijuana Sundae

(Verb) When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman, "doggy style". Then right as you're about to get-off, you take a drop of Tapatio (it has to be Tapatio, hence the name 'Tijuana')on your thumb & rub it on her rear-end. As it starts to burn, hang on tight. Next, take a can of whipped cream, stick it in her rear-end & fill her up with whipped cream to stop the burn. That's your Sundae.
Andrew was really mad at his girlfriend last night and so while they were getting it on, he gave her a 'Tijuana Sundae.' She's walking around today like it's still burns.
by Pickles Thompson September 23, 2020
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tijuana turtleneck

When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.
Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.
by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019
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Tijuana Milkshake

When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.
Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."

Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"

Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018
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Tijuana Tugboat

The act of inserting anal beads into your partner's rectal cavity and getting into a pool or some body of water. The partner without the anal beads inside them then holds on the beads and 'tugboats' the person around the body of water by wading through the water.
She said she wanted to try something new, so i suggested the Tijuana Tugboat. It was pretty fun but the pool got gross.
by bigspence February 10, 2021
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tijuana ball cling

When a girl ties a piece of rope around your balls then around her foot. When the girl walked your balls cling on for dear life as you are getting dragged by your balls
Peter be respectful to your teacher or I'll let her Tijuana ball cling you
by Kmac_112 April 26, 2016
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Tijuana rumbler

Slang for a Mexican transvestite. Much of the Tijuana female population look like the men, making it very difficult to spot transvestites. In many instances men engaged in anal sex with a Tijuana woman get a little surprise when she lets out a low, raspy moan (rumble), because in fact she is really a man. Sometimes this is the only way to tell. The real women actually squeal instead.
Used in a sentence - "I was in Tijuana last weekend screwing this whore who turned out to be a Tijuana rumbler. Holy shit was I surprised!"
by Dark alley traveller March 05, 2010
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Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.
Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"
by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010
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