The process of sticking a drinking straw into a girl's vagina to slirp semen out after you've "blown a wad" into her baby-maker.
Man, I heard Josh blew his load while humping the girl, but at least he did the Tijuana Milkshake. That reduces the chance of him getting her pregnant.
by Mississippi Coast Trash October 27, 2006
When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰
by Joe asskick May 9, 2019
Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018