Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling

Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.

My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff

When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.

We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.

by Dick Onchin November 24, 2020

… thanks.

When you are very irritated, and barely trying to be polite. It's a very choice word

Teacher: Pay attention… thanks.

by Marlboro Mallon March 28, 2017

Your Thanks

A way of saying you're welcome or no problem in response to thank you.

"Thank you for doing this for me, I couldn't have done it without you."

"Your thanks, it was my pleasure."

by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018

Big thunk

You thunk

Big thunk on you

by Timtunner October 17, 2019

Curry trunks

When a person has a severe case of diarrhoea

Mostly used in craiggrahamero

For example

Oh my god henry Craig has curry trunks

What that means is Henry craig has diarrhoea

by Walter sammy September 5, 2020

A person who thinks they are strawberry blond

Ginger people who will get offended at anything

Oh no it’s a person who thinks they are strawberry blonde

by I hate Karen January 7, 2019