Trouser Explosion

Having or soon to have a massive boner, woodie or hard-on so large you will brutally erupt all over yourself. CAUTION: the act of a trouser explosion may impose to scrotem bursting, trouser leakage and major skin sack reduction.

Guy 1: Did you have fun last night with ur girl?
Guy 2: Yea but i had a major trouser explosion.
Guy 1:What happened?
Guy 2:She grabbed my wang.
Guy 1:Awsome!
Guy 2 :Yea except for one thing my cock popped.
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2:Plus it was ur sister and she drowned in semen
Guy 1:Nice.

by your worst n!ghtmare April 5, 2010

wowzers in your trousers

1. When a man is so well endowed that when you see his penis your first response is wowzers.
2.When something occurs that is either shocking, exciting, not exciting, surprising regarding ones genital area.

After noticing my sexy ass friends huge boner protruding under his pants I couldn't help but say "wowzers in your trousers"!

by SilkysMonsterCrack April 13, 2014

Trouser Trail

The trail of hair of from the belly button to the pubic area.

-On guys :)
-On girls :(
- Also known as a "Happy Trail"

The hair from Zach's trouser trail was caught in his zipper.

by ZACH BAMF June 22, 2008

trouser drums

the act of patting ones trouser pockets in an effort to find something you think should be in ones posession.

bazzer was playing the trouser drums at the bar for 2 minutes last night before he realised he'd left his wallet at home on the mantle piece!

by angry bry March 3, 2009

trouser phlegm

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

Thousand Julys

A female orgasm; a reference to a Third Eye Blind song by the same name

"When you come, it's like a thousand julys."

by Youareme1988 June 8, 2009

trousersnout

slang for penis

noun)Yo...I cant wait to give that hoe my trousersnout.

Verb) Me and my homegirls are at the bar trousersnoutting.(on the hunt for penis.)

by MR. Lickalotapuss July 30, 2009