Old Gregg

A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty downstairs mixup.

"She asked him if he loved her and they've only been on one date."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."

by alabamafan4ever January 1, 2012

Max Olds

Too great to be described. Best known description:

"Unknowable" or "All".

Oh my God it's Max! Shit...look busy...

by DragonQ March 17, 2004

old bag

grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone

Mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!

by Anonymous November 12, 2002

speed of old

The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.

Aaaugh god dammit! Why won't she stop traveling at the speed of old! I've got stuff to do!

by domesticus July 17, 2010

old definitions

a common thing on this website

Guy 1: I am finding old definitions from 2006 or 2008 on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Wow, such history!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 31, 2021

Old Arnold

The penis of an elderly man in its flaccid state

"Whip out your Old Arnold", Gertrude demanded of Albert, "I haven't got all day!".

by 9district9 November 8, 2020

old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.

In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."

by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016