pack mule

An Indian or other foreign woman used as a surogate for America parents.

My wife didnt want strech marks so we hired an Indian pack mule to incubate our child.

by David1965 October 1, 2010

Pussy mule

Those who act like a bitch, complains and does not handle physical or mental stress!

Quit being a pussy mule and get back to work.

Swing your tool pussy mule.

by C-2B July 22, 2013

Gaming Mule

A person of middle class who plays video games a lot and drinks like a Mule.

That Gaming Mule can be a really swell guy.

by HokutoPain June 29, 2020

Loping the mule

Rubbing one out. Choking the sheriff ‘til the posse shows up. Masturbating.

Keep loping the mule and you’ll go blind!

by Jbravo65 July 19, 2018

Texas Mule

To be so thick skulled in an opinion

Person 1: I will give her one last chance. (after 5 previous chances)

Person 2: She isn't going to be loyal, Stop being a Texas Mule!

by Camaroz28Run January 28, 2015

Bound Mule

A morbidly obese woman who is into bondage.

"Man that chick is so huge, she needs to be saddled and gagged to get laid. She'd be a bound mule!"

by KB and friends October 18, 2011

heat mule

noun. Scantilly clad woman (not necessarily attractive) who can usually be found waiting in line outside a club or college campus bar. Generally wearing black skin tight sorority pants and a halter top even in the coldest weather. Has alcoholic tendencies and will usually only talk to men who will buy her a round. (See sorostitute, skankalicious)

That heat mule over there drinking the red bull and vodka looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

by geetwad April 11, 2004