Keg Swammi

The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.

I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.

by CoachDB October 28, 2011

Seg in a Keg

Spoken by losers that don’t know what they’re doing. Comes from the root words of seg and keg, also related to the root word Seth. Usually used to show homosexuality.

“Shut up nerd”
“Seg in a Keg, fortnite dance”

by xSplyxQ March 9, 2019

lean keg

Noun, A large barrel or keg of lean. Usually at a party to make people "lit".

"Hey bro, wanna drink a lean keg?"
"Yeah, it's gunna be lit. We should start a keg party."

by Autistic Retard December 16, 2016

Keg Finger

Keg Finger is slang for the right index finger. It is an expression commonly used in Hull and East Yorkshire.

Justin's keg finger got cut off by the spinning chain on his bike

by BlisseyRan January 15, 2024

Kegging

When you get bent over a beer keg with your mouth on the nozzle, and get pegged. As long as you can keep drinking beer, you keep getting railed

I went to a party last week and some chick was kegging this guy with a 6-inch strap-on. He only drank for like 20 seconds though.

by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025

Keg

Kegas

Means being keg or extremely cool in Norwegian.

Bro 1: Yo, I got sucked last night.
Bro 2: Bruh, that's keg!

by Bonzi_buddy September 27, 2022

Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.

Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.

by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017