Cooter board

A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.

I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!

by Garnacha June 14, 2021

Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini

Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.

by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022

board buster

either a real or "rent-a-cop" that cant put up with your sliding and grinding days and breaks your board and busts you.

watch out, officer Cock is a board buster.

by lilnicky003 March 5, 2009

weegee board

A common mis-spelling of the oujia board, it has become a widespread joke in some areas of the internet, most noteably on youtube, where a video of a different name makes fun of this typo (along with others.) Noteably, it sounds like the name of YTP Luigi/ Weegee, which may be part of its huge usage.

Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of that cool 'Weegee board' ?"

Person 2: "What? Lol, its called a Ouija board."

Person 1: "Ah, okay."

by bro you just posted cringe May 30, 2019

face boarding

The action corresponding to when you’re laying on your back and using your phone, but you’re so tired that the phone slips from your fingers and smacks you in the face.

I was on TikTok last night until I began face boarding.

by Buzz Kill Bill ☠️ January 8, 2021

Uni Boarding

Verb: To "ride" and do tricks on half of a skate board.

Noun: Half of a skateboard.

A bunch of skater kids have gone uni.
Do you want to go to the beach and do some Uni Boarding?

by SKATEfromwiki May 22, 2009

long boarded

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)

yooo i long boarded so hard last night

by dont@me57 November 1, 2019