When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.
Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"
Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"
Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.
by Circusbrain July 21, 2014
Get the status baitingmug. The second of "truth" when you update your status and wait for the first "like" that when appeared after the first couple seconds of posting ultimately results in a reassuring sigh* followed by a chain of "likes".
by bombastik September 29, 2011
Get the status of truthmug. One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.
Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"
Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!
Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!
by SSang October 25, 2014
Get the status posermug. A person who, short of actually growing a big enough pair of bollocks to dj in real life, instead bombards his facebook compatriots' newsfeeds with status update after status update containing a youtube link to some sort of irritating (or, on rare occasions, top drawer) music video. The said status updates more than always usually contain the simple utterance, 'tuuuuuuuuuune'.
After a successful day at the office Dan's friend calls him: 'Oh my days, Dan, you're totally the best status-dj evaaar! COMPLETELY forgot how good Wham are! LAST CHRISTMAS - what a tcha-huuuuuuuuune! Fucking bare love for George Michael right now, ha!'
by troylegarcon October 24, 2011
Get the status-djmug. The act of holding your cell phone up above your head to get better reception. While doing so, one looks like they are holding the torch as Lady Liberty does.
If you perform the Statue of Cellberty in the basement office, you may be able to send that important text
by babarrackass April 24, 2011
Get the Statue of Cellbertymug. by Balexys February 28, 2015
Get the purge statusmug. The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.
John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011
Get the Leading Statusmug.