A completely made up term that stupid botox ridden girls use to describe their experience at the beach when they swell up into Benedict Cumberbatch and don’t want to be honest as to why.
“Hey have you seen Becky?”
“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”
“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth”
“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”
“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth”
by Garry Scope June 07, 2023
Party Poison is known as a character from Danger Days. You can also find him in the comic book called "True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys". He literally loves drinking piss every meal.
by mychemicalgeesus November 19, 2018
by HospitalBills October 22, 2019
A gram of cocaine (bag) that has been adulterated or “cut” with various powdery fillers that should not be ingested by the human body. The users will not be aware they have consumed a poison bag until the next morning when their hang over is exacerbated by the poisonous contents.
The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.
Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.
The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.
Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.
1. Damn I feel like shit, I must have bought a poison bag
2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags
3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow
4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison
2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags
3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow
4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison
by Bag man August 22, 2013
That woman is dick poison
by anonsequitur January 06, 2015
The opposite of plot armor
Instead of characters being too strong or unkillable, mass amounts of them die instead.
Instead of characters being too strong or unkillable, mass amounts of them die instead.
by Condroy northw3ll December 07, 2017
essentially the opposite of irony poisoning
When someone's sense of genuineness is so overboard that it becomes schmaltzy, overly sentimental, or corny. Baby boomers tend to be infected with this, especially celebrity boomers when talking about other celebrities (for example, Joe Piscopo). While the sincerity coming from the poisoned individual may, in fact, feel real to them, others around them will often identify it as fraudulent or overly nice.
When someone's sense of genuineness is so overboard that it becomes schmaltzy, overly sentimental, or corny. Baby boomers tend to be infected with this, especially celebrity boomers when talking about other celebrities (for example, Joe Piscopo). While the sincerity coming from the poisoned individual may, in fact, feel real to them, others around them will often identify it as fraudulent or overly nice.
1: Did you get Bill's email apologizing for all the little things he's done over the last year? Most of those weren't even a big deal anyways.
2: Yeah, I got that email. Bill used to be really sarcastic and ironic a lot in a funny, dry way, but I think it was too much for me.
1: People really saw him as emotionally disconnected, I think. Now he has sincerity poisoning to make up for it.
2: Yeah, I got that email. Bill used to be really sarcastic and ironic a lot in a funny, dry way, but I think it was too much for me.
1: People really saw him as emotionally disconnected, I think. Now he has sincerity poisoning to make up for it.
by DOOM_KAAL October 05, 2018