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poison trail

A skill on a League of Legends character, Singed, The Mad Chemist involving the act of leaving a cloud of chemicals that poison the enemies behind you as you walk.

In real life, the act of knowingly walking in front of people and silently farting as you stroll.

While this may seem douchebaggy, it is quite fun and thrilling to do, especially if you have headphones on so you are unaware of the volume of your exhaust fumes.
As I walked out of McDonald's yesterday, I left a silent, yet deadly poison trail from the counters to the playground.
by ch01ce December 10, 2012
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ass poison

A lethal dose of methane gas excreted as the sphincter puckers up and emits a warning shot from an incoming turd torpedo. Evacuate the area immediately.
After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.
by IMaximusDMI January 4, 2014
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Poisonous Blueberry

After anal sex, the guy shoves his hand up the girls but and pulls out his poop covered hand, then shoves it in the girls mouth.
After taking it in the Ass, Peter decided to shove his hand up there. At first i thought he was gonna give me a Rusty vending machine but when I tasted his hand, I knew it was a Poisonous Blueberry
by simpleton98 December 21, 2012
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poison-mouth

a person who utters bitter or insulting or venomous remarks against somebody. As a verb, it can be used to mean 'to utter such remarks'.
He broke with his girlfriend because she was such a poison-mouth.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 29, 2015
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dick poison

A woman who has many STDs
by anonsequitur January 6, 2015
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sincerity poisoning

essentially the opposite of irony poisoning

When someone's sense of genuineness is so overboard that it becomes schmaltzy, overly sentimental, or corny. Baby boomers tend to be infected with this, especially celebrity boomers when talking about other celebrities (for example, Joe Piscopo). While the sincerity coming from the poisoned individual may, in fact, feel real to them, others around them will often identify it as fraudulent or overly nice.
1: Did you get Bill's email apologizing for all the little things he's done over the last year? Most of those weren't even a big deal anyways.

2: Yeah, I got that email. Bill used to be really sarcastic and ironic a lot in a funny, dry way, but I think it was too much for me.

1: People really saw him as emotionally disconnected, I think. Now he has sincerity poisoning to make up for it.
by DOOM_KAAL October 4, 2018
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plot poison

The opposite of plot armor

Instead of characters being too strong or unkillable, mass amounts of them die instead.
Akame ga Kill had way too much plot poison. Nearly all of the characters died in that one.
by Condroy northw3ll December 10, 2017
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