A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty downstairs mixup.
"She asked him if he loved her and they've only been on one date."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."
by alabamafan4ever December 30, 2011
by DragonQ March 17, 2004
by Anonymous November 12, 2002
by 18 and ugly😬 July 22, 2017
What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
by jazzrock July 29, 2008
The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.
by domesticus July 17, 2010
by Playmann January 21, 2019