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Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
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Laundry Factory

Letting your clothes pile up until you spend one whole day washing, drying, folding, and hanging using an assembly line of laundry baskets
I need to run a laundry factory today.

I am running a laundry factory right now, you have to wait until tomorrow to use the washing machine.
by JohnTesimo February 8, 2017
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dumb laundry

dumb laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈdəm ˈlȯn-drē): laundry lacking intelligence : STUPID. //
“I want to wash my clothes but the DUMB LAUNDRY machines are either broken, occupied, or too old to even function anymore.”
by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021
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Mexican Laundry Day

Lupe, put on ju dirty clothes hija, we are going to la playa to have a Mexican laundry day.
by skellgod August 16, 2020
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laundry

by leahlovesshawn October 31, 2020
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Yakeley Laundry Thief

A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.
“all my lulu is missing!”
“girl… it was definitely the Yakeley laundry thief. check depop.”
by spartysleftboot May 6, 2025
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Laundry chair

When you take your clean laundry and put it in a chair because you don’t wanna put it up.
I was feeling very lazy after doing my laundry so I created a laundry chair and all my clothes stayed there for days.
by Yeet!!@ April 17, 2021
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