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cricket leggin

so messed up your leggs feel like jello when you walk and bend weird ways
by BIG D DOIRON April 8, 2011
mugGet the cricket legginmug.

defensive cricket

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.
"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"
by BBB April 17, 2005
mugGet the defensive cricketmug.

crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area
by AK-85 April 22, 2006
mugGet the crotch cricketsmug.

pub cricket

The act of going on a pub crawl with your (male) friends, and actively bumping into women's breasts without getting caught. Each time a player succesfully touches a breast they get one run, if they manage to touch both of them they get a four, and if they successfully manage to bag the nicest pair in the pub, they get a six. Players are out if they are slapped or otherwise rumbled, and can no longer "bat".
"Damn! Wilson's picked up 19 not out!"
"Shit, I went out for a duck."
by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003
mugGet the pub cricketmug.

crotch crickets

crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch
wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets
by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007
mugGet the crotch cricketsmug.

bump that cricket

To take a strong pulsing hit off of anything smokeable
Yo Doobie you wanna' bump that cricket?
by SSJ4GOGETA October 29, 2020
mugGet the bump that cricketmug.

Pussy Cricket

A disgusting creature that lies dormant in the cavities of sexually inactive vaginas. Known in some countries as the ravenous whistleblower, a pussycricket can usually be heard in the dead of night and early hours of morn. These beasts have been known to be tameable, but no evidence for any recommended methods exist. For more information, please contact your local library. Books include "My Punani Sounds Funny" and "Listen, Girl, That Thang Whistlin".
Damn shawty, dat ting whistlin'! You must have pussy crickets
by The Cricket Master February 13, 2022
mugGet the Pussy Cricketmug.

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