bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles
'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'
by mangorice July 21, 2015
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bluster bollocks

Someone who tells his mates he’s gonna destroy someone either verbally or physically.But when he actually sees that someone,he kisses their arse..A blustering,spineless gobshite
Hey i hear Stephen’s gonna go and tell the manager he’s out of order and report him..’No way,he’s all bark and no bite the old bluster bollocks’
by Johnb34 March 18, 2018
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sticky bollocks

When your scrotum sticks to the sides of your legs because there is a small amount of moisture.
Wow sitting in the car so long has given me really bad sticky bollocks.
by jewbrew69 January 29, 2011
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trolly bollocks

a troll who chats a bunch of shit
english man in swansea is a trolly bollocks
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Stroppy Bollocks

British expression for someone, being particularly stroppy for no good reason and generally being a dick.
Gus; "This isn't right, I'm not happy with that, you need to do this again, I'm going to complain to your boss ext...

Me; "OK Stroppy Bollocks, no need to get your knickers in a twist"
by BrooksyBoy March 04, 2016
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Complete bollocks

Complete bollocks when somebody is chatting complete bollocks it means they are chatting rubbish chatting shit talking nonsense what they are saying has no substance to it and should be
Bobby: I'm the hardest bloke in the world nobody can take me.

Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.
by Really long words February 02, 2022
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