Beaver Sword

1. n/A slang term uncommonly used to describe a penis.
2. adj./ A person acting in a rude manner.

1. She polished my Beaver Sword.

2. That guy is such a Beaver Sword.

by _mclovin_ October 16, 2012

Painting a Beaver

Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.

Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'

by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019

beaver posse

1. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture hot, young, and unblemished females for the purpose of sexual activity.

2. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture, hot, young, and unblemished dam-building rodents.

The prettier 8th grade girls were always worried that one of the neighborhood's many beaver posses might catch and fuck them on their way to school.

by The Real Champ April 5, 2007

petting the beaver

Masturbating

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...

by Sev336 July 23, 2016

beaver dip

When a female soaks a tampon in alcohol then places it in her vagina to get drunk.

That girl's vagina must be pickled after all the beaver dips she has done.

by meowza21 March 13, 2014

chubby beaver

The vagina version of the game Chubby Bunny (seeing who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouth while still being able to say "chubby bunny").It is the act of inserting more than 1 tampon into a vagina at one time.

"I was so fucked up last night that this morning I realized I had accidentally played a game of chubby beaver, and I won."

"All of my tampons keep disappearing, someone must be training for the chubby beaver olympics"

by Jellyboots March 31, 2014

gummy beaver

When a toothless person preforms oral sex on an unshaven woman, and uses their gums to enhance the experience. Specifically sliding the clitoris through ones squeezed gums.

Note: If preformed with anything dealing with a foot fetish, it becomes the Tarantino special.

"I'm gonna head back to Skeeter's trailer, do an 8 ball, and get a gummy beaver."

by LogicBeforeNorms December 29, 2013