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80's guy/girl

the pathetic throwback loser still stuck in the 80's
only 80's guy wears a mullet & iron maiden t-shirt
by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004
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Hung like a can of 80/'

The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.
Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".

Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.
by TheNix November 23, 2011
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80 to 90 times is too many times

a phrased used to say something has happened too many times. replace "times" with noun of your choice
80 to 90 times is too many times

80 to 90 shits is too many shits

80 to 90 plumpkins is too many plumpkins

80 to 90 Mexicans is too many Mexicans

80 to 90 "know'm sayin" is too many "know'm sayin"s
by kravatch April 21, 2010
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I love the 80's 3d

a horrible spinoff of a great show that makes the people who comment on things act like celebrities when really people havent heard of them. also shows the crappy leftover shit that they never got around to discussing the first 2 shows.
person 1: Hey man, did you see I love the 80's 3d last nite?
person 2: um no only fags watch that shit
person 1: oh...
by tunit5cent February 6, 2006
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Airplane instruction videos from the 80's

Dude 1: Hey dude can you recommend any good Anime shows?

Dude 2: Airplane instruction videos from the 80's. The ending destroyed my soul.
by Internet meme professor December 20, 2016
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stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment

The stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment is a two part maneuver. The stratford 80 lockdown part consists of putting the girl's legs behind her head and tying them together with her panties. Following this, you pull out, punch her in the nose, smear the blood, and then cum on her face, thus completing the bismark attachment.
So i was doing this chick last night and decided to throw her into a stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment. Lets just say, i don't think she'll let me near her again, ever.
by papa_bear January 28, 2008
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Generic 80's anime

The kind of anime that you come home to after school that has tons of violence , gore, loud heavy metal, oily backdrops, grainy cels, sexy girls, and muscly guys
Bennett the Sage: I watched MD Geist and it's the most generic 80's anime of all time!
by Chevyman95 October 3, 2019
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