Indiana telescope

Taking a nice long turd in the eye for sexual gratification

Mike Pence got pink eye when Mother gave him the old Indiana telescope.

by Dot Biz October 8, 2020

stunt like taxes

a lyric used by Chief Keef; meaning that someone's living life like they're getting their W-2 money from tax returns

Paul spends $500 like pocket change he'll always stunt like taxes.

by heartbrecklovesosa March 1, 2017

On-demand and taxes

Parents version of Netflix and Chill, watching movies on demand and doing taxes.

"We found an affordable movie and did an On-Demand and taxes"

by Talented Turtle April 2, 2017

Filing My Taxes

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

by Gay Ass Jimmie May 31, 2018

middleton in teesdale

Inbread village in north east england ridden with drugs, fat bastards, badly modified cars, swingers and illegal pubs

middleton in teesdale is a shithole

by Isaac coxs September 12, 2020

less than Trump paid in taxes

less than $750

an adjective phrase that describes an amount of money.

For less than Trump paid in taxes, you can rent a room in Port Richmond.

For less than Trump paid in taxes, you can get a refurbished laptop from eBay.

by xkhdc September 28, 2020

read my lips no new taxes

george h w bush's promise to never raise taxes...
that failed

and they'll push again and I'll say, to them, read my lips no new taxes.

by rider brute April 21, 2022