Born in a Tent

When referring to someone as "born in a tent", we are implying that they never close the door.

Person One: *Walks off and leaves door open*
Person Two: "Were you born in a tent?!"

by door closer December 10, 2010

Meat Tent

Another meaning for a women's vagina.

When she says she has only slept with a few guys, but her meat tent tells another story.

by Capt Meat Tent July 11, 2016

skin tent

When a male loses a considerable amount of weight, a large flap of skin forms at the lower abdomen, often hanging below the pubic region. When the male achieves an erection, it may push up the loose skin and form a skin tent.

Mr. Flopnuts got a skin tent when Jake Locker bent over in football tights.

by fritz88 April 24, 2010

shit tent

When you sit on the toilet taking a shit and you pull you shirt over your knees and the collar up over your nose and mouth and inhale your own stink. Similar to the easy bake dutch oven, but you do it on purpose.

"I was on the toilet last night and my knees got cold so I had to sit in the shit tent.

by Steve Channell January 18, 2007

flesh tent

When a fat chick lays down on top of you, literally smothering and engulfing the man below, creating a fleshy tent. Starr Jones (insert any fat chick) lays on top of anyone.

"That chick made a good flesh tent." "Will you be my flesh tent"?

by Mikey Okemos November 10, 2006

shag tent

A tent by which sexual intercourse is performed.

Hey, let's go set up a shag tent.

by ShagTenter October 9, 2014

Pitchin A Tent

The Art of gettin a bonner from a chick in the shape of a tent

Last night Gunnar was at the movies and he saw Julia and started pitchin a tent

by suck my dick gunnar December 27, 2010