Teeter-tot Surprise

1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.

2. The final step of a good teetering experience.

Colton gave Ryan a teeter-tot surprise when he was finished.

by fett37 August 3, 2010

Teepee Tits

When a female bends over and the cleavage of her boobs are spread in the shape that forms a teepee.

The boobs are so spread appart that it creates such an illusion.

Opps dropped my shot glass, but oh no im wearing a bathing suit, fuck ill have teepee tits yo.

by poposonmytail August 18, 2010

teeging

When two guys insert their penises into one another at the same time One guy lays face down with his penis pushed between his legs while the other lays face up from the opposite direction filling both holes at the same time

Man that guy wants to be a top but is really a bottom. Teeging would satisfy both his desires.

by Teeginator September 8, 2013

TEEEE

A common nickname used for friends & family whose first name begins with the letter "T".

Antonio: hey Cesco have you seen Taj

Cesco: No I haven't I MISS TEEEE

by EarlySpore November 29, 2018

TiT Teeeeez

A big humungi sand bag.

I went to the Indian Museum and saw TiT Teeeeez!!!

by Shuqing January 29, 2007

Silicone teeter totter

When two men meet in a park bathroom and dock a double ended pocket pussy humping it in a rocking motion while holding hands.

Mike and Justin are going to the park to play silicone teeter totter.

by Jason mcgregor March 2, 2021

pull a teese

To get in a heated argument in a cafeteria and then break a recyled plastic tray over your opponents, shattering it into 5 million pieces.

Logan: Well your girlfriend is not physically attractive to the opposite sex

Eric: WELL YOUR MOM'S A WHORE!

Logan: Oh no you didn't, byatch! (Breaks his tray over Eric's head and screams triumphantly)

Jacob: Holy Shit! Did you just see that?

Grady:See what? Did Logan just pull a teese?

Jacob:Logan just pulled a teese!

Grady: Dear God......

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011