Teacher With Benefits

Every high school boys' fantasy. A teacher that will have sex with him.

Jake: Man Mrs. Johnson looks like a great piece of ass. I would totally do her!

Cody: I fucked her after school last week! She was damn fine.

Jake: You tapped that?!?

Cody: Yeah. Haven't you ever had a teacher with benefits? It's awesome!!!

by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011

tech week

The week or two proceeding an opening performance of a play in which actors, crew members, and techies are forced to stay and perfect the play to all hours of the night. It makes all members feel as if they live in the theater. Often known as hell week, it brings about feelings of stress, nervousness, anxiety, anger, exhaustion, and, on a rare occasion, happiness.

Johnny: Would you like to go on a date tonight?
Andrea: I can't, I have tech week.

by dramageeeek April 3, 2009

teach for next week

A somewhat pejorative term for Teach for America. Everyone knows that they will teach for a maximum of two years, continue on to Harvard Law, and pretend that they changed the world.

Yea, I hate those Teach for Next Week kids, what a bunch of elitist snobs.

by schoolio September 30, 2006

Lane Tech

Mostly white girls wearing tights to make their ass look bigger and only go to the games for the possibility of getting asked to homecoming or flirting with the football or other teams.

Wait, how does Lane Tech have more Hispanics than white? I literally see mostly vsco girls and white girls with booty shorts and crop tops in the winter?

by GirlfromChiTown September 29, 2019

tech

1. abbreviation for "technique," most frequently used in the context of a video game. The plural of this abbreviation is just "tech."
2. abbreviation for "technology."

1. "Dude, check out this sick Yoshimitsu tech."
"Whoa, dude!"
2. "I'd say I'm pretty skilled with sextoy tech."

by fakt0r September 13, 2017

Michigan Tech

Where the men are men

and so are the women.

"At Michigan Tech, women need the extra girth and facial hair to keep warm."

by Thought Criminal7 September 11, 2009

Tech N9ne

A Kansas City, Missouri based rapper with phatty beats.

Einstein, tech n9ne, two triple zip.

by Chris January 19, 2003