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poop tart

by poop mn February 12, 2004
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Tarting about

Messing about, fumbling, mucking about: particularly used in the north of England in a derogatory way, to describe some action the speaker believes is not being done properly, or is being done to slowly and inefficiently.
Kevin, stop tarting about and give me that spanner, you knob head. I'll show you how it's done!
by gieowermitherin September 23, 2009
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poop tart

The remnants of a poop taken in a toaster.
"Aww man, who left a poop tart in my new toaster??"
by j-guy August 26, 2012
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Tart Fuel

Bacardi Breezer's are bitch piss.
by Bob March 4, 2003
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E-Tarted

A state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. These adverse effects result from consuming too much MDMA, also known Ecstasy or X, during the course of one's lifetime.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"

Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."
by WarJeeezy August 2, 2011
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pop tart

Actually, the use of "pop-tart" as an adjective for a slatternly pop singer was first coined by Mark Hänser in the Long Beach (California) Union Daily in 1983, first in reference to "Pat Bena-tart" then famously about Scandal's Patty Smyth (of "Goodbye To You" and "The Warrior" fame.)
By Mark Hänser, from the CSULB Union Daily's "finals week" issue of June, 1983:

"Pop Tart (pop tärt) n. 1. A delightful toaster pastry manufactured by Kellogg's of Battle Creek, MI. Often iced, the flaky treat is filled with either yummy fruits or some other sweet, such as chocolate or brown sugar-cinnamon. adj. 2. Patty Smyth, lead singer of the pop-rocking quintet Scandal. Possessing a certain fondness for leather-topped party dresses and long black gloves. Smyth follows in the footsteps of a long line of female perfomers who like to tease as much as torch. syn - Pat Benatar, Suzi Quatro."
by Victor Felix December 28, 2005
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Tinned Tart

A car, usually a small one such as a Ford Ka or Fiat 500, (Tin can) crammed with attractive, excitable young women. tarts Most commonly seen on the highways at the start / end of college semesters. If you're driving something cool / unusual / vintage, they tend to get dizzy and play 'car leapfrog' or try and take photos of you.
Passenger: Hey, old Renault Clio coming past, fulla girls.

Driver: Tinned tart!
by Buick59 November 7, 2011
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