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Staple Tape 

Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)
Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
Staple Tape by Nova72Scotia September 16, 2020
Related Words

getting that on tape 

A phrase or saying for having a record or documentation of something that occurred/event. Does not have to be on a tape or VHS recorder, can be any type of media such as video, audio or photography. Any device can be used for this, even modern devices.
Emily busted her shit on the stairs. Her friend Janie laughs and says "I wish I had gotten that on tape!"
Therefore getting that on tape.

running the tape on me 

Gossiping
Telling your version of what happened, as fact
Presenting your version of event as fact as if it were tape recorded
Usually derogatory
"She was at the party running the tape on me, but she was even there when Ben and I argued!"

Spark Master Tape 

A 'Pseudonym' of an anonymous rapper.

No one knows the original Spark Master Tape's real identity, and the name has become a pseudonym for an anymous rapper like 'googling' something is to searching something.
Have you heard that new track by 'Spark Master Tape' ? SWOUUUUP

duct tape deathmatch 

A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.

Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.

Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."
duct tape deathmatch by Duke December 27, 2004

Smash & Duct Tape 

To have intercourse with an underage party, or co-worker while keeping it under wraps.
But she's only 15!!!! No problem dog, just smash & duct tape.
Smash & Duct Tape by Bwana Harris October 16, 2006