Table Thief

The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.
‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’
by Wardswords December 21, 2021
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The kid's table

When you are fully grown adult and becomes talked down to, and/or excluded from activities, tasks, etc, especially from superiors such as parents/family members, coworkers, bosses, friends, and so forth. Usually seen in terms of condescending and/or sarcasm. Examples are names such as bud, buddy, or pal when you really have no communication on the outside. Somewhat like a kids table at a dinner or party where children are set aside from adult conversations and matters.
Guy 1: Dude, I am so ready to fucking leave that job. I keep getting put at the kid's table and treated like a child.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Everytime I mess up on something, They don't explain to me what I'm doing wrong, fix it themselves, walk off and put me on some dumb janitorial task. They have all these dumb inside jokes and keep me in the dark about everything. I think its time to find a new job.
Guy 2: Do what you need to bro.
by riddlecker July 23, 2016
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Turnt-table

To be extra turnt
Dude we are too turnt-table.
by Baib April 08, 2015
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Table fluff

To prop ones assets upon a table or surface in order to receive certain wants and needs. Typically in the context of an Instagram photograph.
Guy 1
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.

Guy 2

Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.
by Aaron St Martin August 13, 2018
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Jump at the table

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table
by Captain haha March 02, 2020
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freezer to table

An amazing, groundbreaking food movement that is now surpassing the once popular "farm to table" movement. Freezer to table involves taking frozen foods (such as tater tots, or giant vats of ice cream) that involve little to no preparation or culinary talent.
After a long night at The Clermont Lounge, I was starving and prepared a great freezer to table meal consisting of cheese sticks and Eggo Waffles.
by clermontboy March 18, 2016
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table pounder

A conversation you get in that one person gets so worked up they hit the table. Usually to get someone attention or to show anger.
"Conversation about Rahim is a table pounder."

"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.
by She_knows_it November 16, 2016
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