Bed Snake Bat

A small baseball bat, for use in bed, to attack the bed snake.

Man : Look honey, the bed snake has come out to play.
Woman : <Thwack>
Man : The bed snake is broken.

by DrSnow April 18, 2005

Lucky Snake's Foot

Something one would say sarcastically, in a situation that doesn't really require any luck at all. Often said around someone who is extremely superstitious in order to mock their beliefs.

Keith: Alright dude, I'm gonna do it now...

Jon: Whoohoo... dont let me forget my Lucky Snake's Foot this time...

by Jon Bray September 22, 2008

Solid Snake

When you're about to infiltrate a girl and you're hard as a rock.

Solid Snake: "I'm going in dry!"

by Dark Night Enforcer January 28, 2015

said the serpent to the snake

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"

Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

by The only smart person in the world April 13, 2006

Scottish Snake

Of or pertaining to a Scotman's genitilia. Specifically used if the said Scotsman is generously hung.
One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.

"Good Lord! Look at Sean Connery's Scottish Snake!"
"Sean Connery is a Scottish Snake!"

by DeadEndFriend July 17, 2003

Hot snakes

noun; the resulting soft serve butthole burning poo after eating spicy chili verde mac-n-cheese.

I need some baby wipes. That shit we ate yesterday gave me gnarly hot snakes.

by Hookerbooker June 10, 2018

Solid Snake

A fictional character based on a United States military special operative. He was originally seen in the 'Metal Gear' video game series of the 1980s.

Solid Snake is an excellent soldier.

by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004