slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 16, 2004

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

Snapping the radish

Masterbating with unusually dirty or unclean hands.

Will was snapping the radish after playing in the mud.

by WillJERE January 12, 2010

shwapping

not quite swapping not quite shopping

shwapping involves taking items such as clothes you don't need or want anymore to a free shop(a place where no cash is exchanged), and you give way the clothes you don't want or need and in return have a look for and take clothes or items you either want or need.

Steve went shwapping today. he shwapped a pair of black jeans for a pair of blue ones, and spent no money. thus saying a big stuff you to blind consumerism.

fashion conscious Ben on the other hand spent 60 pound on some brand named jeans, which went out of fashion a week later.

by conceptkiller March 13, 2012

Snapping the Banjo

When the banjo string (between the bellend and the forskin) snaps while having sex.

Snapping the banjo- "The man snapped his banjo string last night"

by the one to obey December 6, 2015

Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.

Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

by anonjwal July 8, 2016

table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015