let's become Mr and Mrs Smith

To hook up with someone in order to become their lover, fuckfriend, hexventure buddy and partner in crime, combined.

My phrase let's become Mr and Mrs Smith parodies the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie movie of the same name.

by Sexydimma March 3, 2015

hylton-smith fakeup

To get a girl in the mood and totally gagging for it. Then, when the time is right, go in for the kiss, but at the last minute, say "I will never ever ever sleep with you in my entire life" and headbutt her in the face. Walk away laughing.

I was worried Christine was getting the wrong idea, so I performed a textbook hylton-smith fakeup to make my feelings clear.

by Filth Wizard December 15, 2008

Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.

My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

get yo drink on, yo smoke on, and go home wit sumthin to poke on

Gettin drunk, high and then fuckin some bimbo.

I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now I'm takin that dumb ass blonde home for a hot carl.

by OnE LoVe August 9, 2003

john smith

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

by -\_/- December 28, 2005

Rachel Smith

an AMAZING person who has a warm heart and really understands you ;)

Awww, I love Rachel Smith!

by Anne Gastrandero September 26, 2010

Sumit

a cutie with an amazingly sexy voice.

"Who was that?! I just came."
"You came? Oh that must've been Sumit coming down the hall, being his loud ass self again."

by latinpassion February 2, 2010