girl: hey you know what today is?
guy: June 30th?
girl: yea, it’s also national suck dick day, so get on the bed
guy: June 30th?
girl: yea, it’s also national suck dick day, so get on the bed
by justahomiev.2 June 26, 2019
When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are
by Pmekacca April 20, 2018
National suck dick day is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure (July 9th)
National suck dick day: give some head all day
by James Miller 024 July 05, 2019
June 24th
Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4
Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4
by Matthew Avlogs June 24, 2020
by Nigerniger April 11, 2017
Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
by Kiro Osex XIII July 04, 2016
1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.
1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.
2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.
2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.
by nutella137 July 18, 2020