cock stroker

someone who strokes cock for pleasure.

matrin m. from esaclon is a cock stroker.

by cali made June 29, 2008

Stroke Face

A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke

" I burst out laughing when I gave her the money shot, she had a full-on Stroke Face

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

the strokes

The incredible band that you have to be a complete dipshit to not like. They have some kind of genre all their own, that can't be described as rock and roll or alternative. They have released so many great song like reptilia, heart in a cage, juicebox, and last nite just to name a few. They are a fucking awesome band and if you haven't heard their music then you should start listening.

-Dude i went to the strokes concert last night and it fucking ruled
-Dude, the strokes suck
-Yo you suck
-(sigh) your right. I'm gonna go shove a parking cone up my ass. And the strokes do rule by the way.

by JB!!!!!!!!!!! March 1, 2008

stroker

One who enters a car dealership without the slightest intention to buy a car, hence wasting a salesperson's time and money.

Bob the used car salesman: Did you end up closing the deal?

Mike the used car salesman: Naaw, he was a stroker.

by Shahin January 31, 2005

sex stroke

when a guy fails to climax because he is too tired to do so and ends up giving up altogether

Mitch was so tired after work that when he had sex with Kirsty, he ended up having a sex stroke.

by marcusnugg May 19, 2009

The Strokes

Friggin' awesome band. Some of the world's more moronic people may say that The Strokes don't have any super fabulouso insane solos or anything like that. To them I say this: who the hell cares? The Strokes are way cooler than most of us will ever be. I know they're cooler than I'll ever be, anyway.

The Strokes are my drug of choice.

by Yeeaaaaah May 19, 2005

Big Fucking Strokey Nonce

An insult created by Steven Dawson. A middle aged balding man who created vines. It is used to describe a pretty thick person. Commonly used in the North East of England

"I accidentally texted my ex nudes."
"You big fucking Strokey nonce"

by bigfuckingstrokeynonce April 7, 2017