Shoffing

A portmanteau of the English word "Shopping" and the Arabic word "Shoof" (which mean 'To Look'), this is a shorter way of saying "Window Shopping."

Person A: Hey, let's pass by Bershka before we go to the parking.

Person B: Is there something you wanna buy?
Person A: No. Just shoffing.

by Sussy Hussy September 25, 2025

Stroking my shit

Stroking my shit is a other way for a male masterbating.

Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit

Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?

Male 1. I'm built different I guess.

by SentoV2 October 14, 2025

Stroking your dog

To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"

Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"

by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025

the stroking leaves

A band consisting of Nicole, Jaime , Nick and Matt which uses the stroking of leaves as instruments

hey dude the stroking leaves are in town, lets check them out!!! I wish i can stroke leaves as well as they do

by Janicatt December 30, 2003

love strolling

The activity of a couple walking around each with their hand in the back pocket of their partner.

I see Jessie and Micha love strolling to class all the time lately. It is so cute it makes me want to puke.

by minutemax January 24, 2011

gap staffing

Graphic Art Professional Staffing

We might have to consider GAP Staffing to keep the big ABC Co.'s print account, they want graphic design support now and we're not ready to hire a full-time designer for one client.

by Frustratedprinter March 30, 2017

Nature stroking

masturbating in a forest

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018