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stepmother

the fattest uglyest stupidest bitch you will ever meet. this woman treats her both blood realated and step children like shit. this woman is unbearable yet her husband wont stand up for his kids and chooses his ugly stupid wife over them.
older sibling: my gosh i cant stand that woman, why did dad marry her.

younger sibling: they have a paris hilton tinkerbell relationship. dad is paris and her pet/ our stepmother is tinkerbell
by she-izzle February 21, 2007
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Steppin' on an issue

When a person should just close their mouth or stop what they're doing right away because they are dangerously close to getting their ass beat.
"Ooh girl when she said my weave look fake she knew she was steppin' on an issue.."

"I know that car did not just cut me off. Imma get right up next to Speedy Gonzalez here and let him know he steppin' on some issues.."

"If my boss says one more thing to me today she goin' push me over the edge, she don't even know she steppin' on an issue.."
by AllieVerlaine March 2, 2009
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streppoard

A person of godly qualities.
moses was definitely a streppoard, because he parted the red sea.
by m522 September 11, 2011
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Stepped on a spirit duck

A spirit duck is crushed when a person passes gas (farts, toots, etc). It quacks but the duck itself cannot be seen because it's a spirit duck. An important distinction from "stepped on a duck"
(Person makes a loud fart). "Oops, I just stepped on a spirit duck."
by brandsilence September 20, 2011
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Steppinologist

1. A specialist in Steppinology. 2. A student of Chicago Style Steppin.
Samuel is a Steppinologist

Chicago Style Stepper Student of Chicago Style Steppin Stepper Steppin Steppinologist
by Phamily Steppers December 22, 2012
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Stepjohn

The guy who isn't your dad, that your mom is long term dating, but you don't call dad, who probably isn't going to marry your mom, and you're probably not going to call dad if he did. He appears at the prospect of free rent and free reign in a home he did nothing to build, usually a few years in the wake of your mom's divorce. The diametric byproduct of departure by, and equivalent evil to, the Deadbeat Dad.

Contraction of Step Parent and John, to denote the awkward dynamic of a random dude that you owe nothing to suddenly guiding the life decisions of the only family member you somewhat concern for the well being of.

Hobbies Include:

Drinking/Drugging with your mom
Not having/keeping a job
Unearned familiarity
Appearing to have no friends or family in the area besides your mom
Not in contact with his own kids
Banging your mom
"Hey dude can I crash and play some video games at your house tonight? Stepjohn came back to my place with a half gallon of vodka from scrapping batteries and I just don't wanna deal with them tonight"
by Partial Recall July 1, 2019
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stepbowser

he always finds his steppeach stuck in the washing machine so he busts a load in her and does some the cheek to her, after all this he gets pegged by her. He doesn’t forget to record all this and make some princess peach hentai
what are you doing stepbowser
‘sexual moaning for ten minutes
by CheezyClit69 January 1, 2021
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