Sartaz

Dop ass nigga smoking pot and weed with a big ducking dick at least an 8 incher fucking all them hoes and making money moves properly. He is the goat

He should be like sartaz.

by Bogjek June 23, 2023

Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.

No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

Mr Spartan Ops

Mr Spartan Ops is a 14-15 year old Dutch-Canadian kid who leads a nord clan on Mount & Blade:Warband on Xbox One called the Yggdrasil. However he is a horrible leader, he has/had advisors and he himself admitted he never listens to his advisors. He also likes sticking his nose in affairs that are not his own, and interrupt them such as in a battle he might kick someone in formation or before they shoot essentially sabotaging the battle, and when you tk him for the sabotage he will say you started it by hitting him when he kicked archers before they fire stopping them from firing, then kicking people as they hold a shield wall as the enemy is charging which is just a petty move. He also acts as if he is some mastermind when in reality he is as full of shit as a Washington politician. He also will pull in other clans and someone to tk in a battle, and lie before admitting in the party that he is a liar. His parents also lock up his Xbox until 12:00pm, he also likes to act like a child when he is in a party with the people he pissed off doing bullshit. He claims to be able to take on an entire kingdom of 89+ people by himself when he himself has a tactic of feint spamming which only works in a 1v1 situation and even then most people in the kingdom can easily counter it, and in a battle he has less than 20 active people in his clan.

1. Why is this mr spartan ops fag kicking or men in formation while the enemy is charging
2. Because mr spartan ops is a sabotaging faggot
3. That mr spartan ops sure loves to stick his nose where it doesn't belong
4. Yea that mr spartan ops just cant help himself hes like a school girl
5. Mr spartan Ops just demoted me from officer to recruit for trying to employ tactics that would help us win a battle.
6. Well that's because mr spartan ops likes to lose battles using terrible tactics.

by Harald Sidgurson April 2, 2020

Sergeant Smartass

Response to the famous insult "Captain Obvious" to which the person to whom is called Captain Obvious retorts by calling the other person "Sergeant Smartass"

"Oh man It's raining outside"

"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"

"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"

by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020

sparta

Sparta is a nice, average town in northern New Jersey. Nothing rarely happens and could be actually boring at times. Everyone hates the people of Sparta because they think that they are "snobs", and "rich". They also hate them because their town may lose to sparta in a sport. But someone has to lose. Everyone their jsut wants to be normal as the next down, but they can;t because people are always ragging on them.

(Girl and Boy at party having a good time)

Boy: I really like you
Girl: I like you too
Boy: Where are you from?
Girl: Um...Sparta
Boy: EW get away!

by ME Ma June 11, 2006

shartay

when you shart yourself but you just manage to save yourself at the last second

brett: o man i think i just sharted
ruben: u did?
Brett: uh uh no i just shartayed myself

by jake schlembach June 29, 2006

sparta

sparta is actually a pretty cool place to live. i've lived here 11 years. yeah, there are bitches and druggies, but thats not EVERYONE from sparta. its so annoying how people stereotype that EVERYONE in sparta is an ass hole and a drug addict. so how bout if you dont live in sparta, dont talk shit about it cause you have no clue what the hell your talking about, so why dot you just go fuck yourself =.

-your from sparta?
-yeah.
-wow you must a faggot.
-yeah bitch? shut the fuck up. your jealous.

by kaileeee December 31, 2008