squaters

Similar to the "fives" rule on seats. However, with fives, you can only save your seat for five minutes. Calling squaters means that you can save your seat unless you sit down somewhere else. The moment your ass touches another seat, squaters is ended, and the first seat becomes available.

Bob: "shit my phone is ringing, but i dont want to lose my seat..."
gets up to answer phone, and someone steals his seat
Jack:"He should have called squaters"

by The Jewman November 20, 2007

squatters gromit

Yeast infection of the scrotum.

Shit my squatters gromit is itchy, I need some canesten.

by Ilovefrogs69 March 19, 2022

cereal squatters

Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.

People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.

by QuacksO April 25, 2020

Quitters Never Win

Quitters Never Win is a new fresh UK based clothing company.

James - "Dude that top is sick"

Terry - "I know man, I just brought it from Quitters Never Win"

by TerryJr September 23, 2012

Squidders

The plural version of Squidda, Squidders also known as a group of people who want to fuck Teuthida. (squids, octopi, and cuttlefish)

Look at those stupid Squidders.

by 10-5-23 June 10, 2017

squinter

resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset on their commute home in the afternoon.

Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.

Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!

by Cornslapper April 24, 2018

squiggers

black squirrels

There are a lot of squiggers in my neighborhood.

by LiLittleftldsdf May 13, 2018