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squirrel titties

1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.

2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.
look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy
by mike tarudo June 20, 2010
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Reverse squirrel

When a chick is on top screwing a guy backwards while playing with his nuts. If applicable gets the nuts in her mouth.
Hey man I pick up a chick last night. She used to be an acrobat and she fucked me reverse squirrel. My nuts have never had so much attention.
by Tinker Pedder April 22, 2017
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scammin on my squirrel

To scam on someone's squirrel is to intrude upon someones budding relationship with their crush. It is generally thought to be socially unacceptable to hit on a friends crush.
Yo! Forrest! Don't be scammin on my squirrel, bro!
by Junior_88 July 19, 2010
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Squirrel Cover

Undergarments that cover a hairy vagina.
"I'd love to take you home and pull off your Squirrel Cover with my teeth so I can get at that bushy brown tail"
by me October 28, 2004
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blind squirrel

a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"
That d bag blind squirrel beat me to the light because I was busy doin the booty scoot.
by retsehcmai January 21, 2009
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Squirrel Hill, Pittsburgh

By the far the wealthiest neighborhood in the mid-sized city of Pittsburgh, PA. It is chock full of Starbucks, Synagogues and J.A.P.s, WASPs and their mothers. Everyone who is anyone is an alum or a future alum of Taylor Allderdice-Squirrel Hill's Blue Ribbon School that pumps out gorgeous Ivy League-bound intellectuals, driven Division-One athletes and beautiful well-rounded individuals ready for 4 years of fun at wickedly expensive liberal arts schools. The girls are stylish and sophisticated, clique-y and have been bred to be ambitious and bossy from years of varsity sports. The boys are well dressed and mildly out of control- believing they can do anything, date anyone and smoke weed and booze anywhere (and they can). Growing up on the East End ensures knowing how to have outrageous nights partying like a rockstar while making sure that the only thing that those noisy soccer moms are gossiping about is your complete success.
I am from Squirrel Hill and you wish you were me.
by Gloria Ribbon April 6, 2005
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Squirrel Aids

The STD communicable from humans to squirrels and squirrels to squirrels. It puts people at risk of being harmed by bad squirrel stuff.
squeak squeak
Translation: that goddam squirrel whore gave me squirrel aids.
by NYC_HACKR February 1, 2010
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