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sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot
by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023
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Sporking

The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.
So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger

Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019
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Spork

Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?

Phil: maybe?

Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil
by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016
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The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.
Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.
by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015
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Sporking

The act of spooning one's significant other with or while experiencing an erection.
Karen just wanted to spoon, but John planned on sporking.
by Jean Christophe May 31, 2017
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Spork

The act of having sexual intercourse with one while in a spooning position.
Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !

Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?

Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020
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spork

butt fuck, anal sex, inserting a penis into a butt hole...u get it
My boyfriend and I sporked last night and it really hurt.
by poiuyt July 24, 2008
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