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Spunk Knuckle Duster

When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".
Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"
by Freakosaurus April 26, 2011
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Spunk pigeon

The spunk pigeon is the act of ejaculating (spunking) into a girls anus or vagina. Preferably anus.

Once the anus of vagina is fully spunked up. You then make your best pigeon stance and peck the spunk out of that little whole.
Ronnie: bruh, took a girl home last night from da club

Gaz: dude, awesome.. did you give her a sweet fucking?

Ronnie: yeah bruh, but she made me do the spunk pigeon.

Gaz: spunk pigeon!? WTF IS DAT BRO?

Ronnie: well I fucked her well and true bruh, but! Bruh.. I came in her ass.. and she made me pretend to be a pigeon and peck is out bruh. Face was covered in shit and goo and spunk man

Gaz: bruh, that isn't sweggy at all..
by The dick master 34 January 25, 2017
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Spunk Bandit

Someone called Gracie with a Nick name of trout
“Your actually a mad spunk bandit
by Melanie is Ginger April 23, 2020
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Spelunker

One who enjoys exploring cavernous regions and rustic encampments.
Joey is such a spelunker - kids fuckin up in tha caverns 24/7
by Jimmy Williams April 29, 2003
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ass spelunker

An ass is somebody's bottom or more specifically in this case an anus.
A spelunker is an unexperienced person who has an interest in entering or enters caves.
Therefore, an Ass Spelunker is somebody who has an interest in exploring or does explore the cave-like orifice of an anus.
In South Park Terrance and Phillip call eachother Ass Spelunkers.
You love to fuck suzie in the butt, you ass spelunker!!!
by acarmizzle April 5, 2007
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Spunk Trumpet

Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.
I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.
by JP Golf Pro January 14, 2009
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spunk rocket

A term used to describe an erect penis, shaped like a rocket and full of semen (spunk)
by wez135 December 9, 2007
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