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Where the good Lord split you

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva
If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.
by brotherbuil September 28, 2009
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split check

Turning your hand to the side and in a fast, karate chop like motion chopping between the vagina. If done effectively the split check will result in a camel toe.

The split check is also a way of determining the gender of the truely androgynous.

The split check can also be performed between the butt cheeks.
"I ain't scared to split check a bitch!"

"My girlfriend split checked my ass, I kind of liked it..."

"After Alex split checked me, it hurt for days!"

"I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl, so I split checked it!"
by AL FUCKIN PAL September 2, 2008
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Split tongue

Tongue forking, also known as a split tongue, is form of body modification. The tongue is divided from the tip toward the back of the tongue for about 1-2 inches. The result is a bisected tongue, not unlike that of a lizard’s tongue.
Did you see that chick with the split tongue? It's grossing me out!
by Golden shower 69 February 23, 2010
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banana split

Teenagers (usually skater boys), that put bananas and chocolate syrup on/in their shoes and usually crush it with their socks. The end result is called a banana split.
Person 1: Did you hear about the guy in our class that had to eat a banana split?
Person 2: No? Were the shoes clean?

Person 1: No, it was a skater boy, his white vans were far from clean.
by doughbrough November 21, 2020
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Gooch Split

During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.
Man I fucked the nitch so hard her gooch split!
by ian May 13, 2005
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split-ass

A phrase used to describe a single, or group of minky.
- Taken from the well known geordie comedian Roy chubby Brown.
- Used to describe the wife/girlfriend.
1) Fukkin hell, chubbsy gets loadsa split-ass now he's a famous CUNT.
2) Is me tea on the table you SPLIT-ASS!?
3) Lets go down 2 the old folks home and get us sum easy split-ass!!!!!!
4) (crowd) YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD!...
(Chubbs) ***DANCES*** fUCK OFF!!!
by Adz H January 11, 2006
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