Spoogebob Spermpants

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.

When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

by scodder May 15, 2010

Sperg out

When someone behaves ignorant to perceived social cues like someone with Asperger's syndrome. Someone who does this frequently could be called a sperg.

All you have to say is 9/11 was an inside job, and Jeff will sperg out about government conspiracy and jet fuel for like 45 minutes.

by BajingoDan September 8, 2018

Sperm Donor

A Father or a dead beat dad.

My Sperm Donor hadn't spoken to me since i was 5, and now im 25.

by Jazzy09 June 18, 2009

cum guzzling sperm burping bitch

A classic sex move in which you fire a big load down your favorite biatch's throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. After she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!

A big nut and a can of warm Jolt transformed Kelly into a cum guzzling sperm burping bitch last night.

by Jason January 9, 2004

Sperg

an aspergers person throwing a tantrum

to have an infantile shitfit about something completely arbitrary

He got banned from the IRC channel after sperging at the admins D:

by GenericPirate June 5, 2009

spermwich

a delicacy in many european countries. composed primaraly of male ejaculate between two pieces of rye bread. toppings like pubic hair and vaginal discharge are often used for flavor.

Hey Viki, would anything else on your spermwich?

by jtcjr13 July 29, 2009

Sperm Burn

The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.

Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)

Person B: Dude, what the fuck?

Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.

by Mack Daddy Mark Morrison February 24, 2010