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spexting

The act of sharing ones most romantic, intimate, and vulnerable inner most thoughts and/or feelings via the combined assimilation of spooning and texting when the physical means or attributes of spooning are not applicable nor available.

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My boyfriend and I were spexting all morning about whether or not our future possible children would be ravishing UFC beasts or genius millionaire nerds who would take care of us when we retire.
by thehagness June 12, 2011
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Speaking German

Since and uncircumcised penis looks like a German Helmet. Speaking German, giving German Lessons or going to Germany is having sex or engaging in sexual behavior.
That guy was so hot. He took me home and gave me German Lessons. Let's just say, he was Speaking German so well I am now fluent.
by Buttercup99 October 21, 2010
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back seating

Sitting in the center of the back seat of a public transport bus so that nobody else will be tempted to sit on either side of you.
Some kid in the back of the bus is back seating, lets just sit in the front.
by znieto December 11, 2008
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speaking Portuguese

I'm so tired - I was up late last night speaking Portuguese with my girlfriend...
by Late Eddie September 1, 2009
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Heavy Sweating

What happens when you do more than kiss, according to Glee's cleaned-up version of "Toucha-toucha-touch Me" for the Rocky Horror Glee Show. Can lead to Bed Fretting, whatever the eff that is.
But what about the heavy sweating?
by WTGGlee November 2, 2010
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speaking in memebase

when a small group of people uses an excessive amount of memes or other computer specific terminology in open real world conversation often making it hard for others to follow the conversation.
friend 1) hey did you hear what that guy was saying?
friend 2) yeah but i didn't understand any of it.
friend 1) why not?
friend 2) dude! he was speaking in memebase, you know i don't keep up with that stuff
friend 1) me gusta, seriously? forever alone newfag can't triforce. awwwwww yeeeaaaa.
by gozainagi December 27, 2011
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smeating

Combination of the words “smell” and “cheating.” Smeating is the act of cheating on your significant other and not cleaning yourself for an extended period of time. While it may not be an intentional way to get them to know you’ve been cheating, it has that as a side effect. (Along with infections caused by poor hygiene) Even if the victim of a smeater doesn’t notice the smell of someone else, smeaters tends to not practice good hygiene and the victim will still notice the smell of body odor and sweat. While there’s usually some underlying reason a cheater does what they do, a smeater is what happens when that person loses all reason to care or take care of themselves and probably has some severe mental health problems that need to be addressed before they cause other risky behaviors.

Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”
Nick realized his girlfriend was smeating on him when he smelled cologne on her, but he had no idea how many days ago the cheating had occurred since she hadn’t taken a shower in the past week.
by Dr. Sigh April 27, 2019
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