sniper text

when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing

swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over

by bio_hazard6945 July 09, 2011

Salty Sniper

When you catch cum loads from exceptionally far distances.

That girl I met at the bar last night caught my load from the second floor. She’s a real salty sniper.

by SloppySeals July 06, 2022

Maddington Sniper

When one person poops into someone else's butt hole with great precision.

Hey Remis, when was the last time Neil gave you a Maddington Sniper?
Must of felt delightful having a buttfull of man poop

by Noble semen March 16, 2017

Sniper Shot

When a male and female both feel the need to pee however there is only one toilet available, the woman sits down to pee whist the male aims for the small gap between the woman’s private area and the front of seat. It’s usually messy, however with practice, the perfect sniper shot can achieved.

Woman: I need to pee so bad!
Man: Me too! I can’t hold it!
Woman: I guess we are gonna have to sniper shot it then.
Man: I guess so. Good luck!
Woman: Aim well and please don’t spray me... much ;p

by I’m no Gimpton July 04, 2020

Sniper Chance

A Half-Life programmer and voogru member that has made a few amusing contributions to his buddies.

Rofl, did you see that TSA Marine model for TS that Sniper Chance made??

by NSPlayer August 02, 2003

Penis sniper

When u shoot ur sperm from 8ft across the room into ur partners mouth

I just used my penis sniper on my girl

by PBI69420 February 27, 2021

russian sniper

When your banging a chick from behind and you pull out at the last second and spit on her back. Then when she turns around you bust your nut in her eye.

I really wanted some pussy but that bitch was talking during Entourage so I had to break out the russian sniper

by Daddy34f July 17, 2006