Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.

Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting

by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012

Penis sniper

When u shoot ur sperm from 8ft across the room into ur partners mouth

I just used my penis sniper on my girl

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

sniper text

when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing

swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over

by bio_hazard6945 July 13, 2011

dick sniper

Dick sniper is a person who looks at the dick's of other people thru their shorts or pants.

I can't take Veronica ANYWHERE she is such a dick sniper

by BigL830 August 22, 2017

Maddington Sniper

When one person poops into someone else's butt hole with great precision.

Hey Remis, when was the last time Neil gave you a Maddington Sniper?
Must of felt delightful having a buttfull of man poop

by Noble semen March 16, 2017

Salty Sniper

When you catch cum loads from exceptionally far distances.

That girl I met at the bar last night caught my load from the second floor. She’s a real salty sniper.

by SloppySeals July 5, 2022

russian sniper

When your banging a chick from behind and you pull out at the last second and spit on her back. Then when she turns around you bust your nut in her eye.

I really wanted some pussy but that bitch was talking during Entourage so I had to break out the russian sniper

by Daddy34f July 17, 2006