snatch mechanic

noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-'ka-nik\

1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working class women

Richard Gere's role as the illustrious 'Dr. T,' in 'Dr. T and the Women' is an example of a fictitious snatch mechanic. Jason Statham, despite strong associations with both 'Snatch' and 'Mechanic,' is not one such example.
"Brittani says she goin' to her snatch mechanic Thursday on account she's got the clap again."
by Orbyss June 02, 2011
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snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.
Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..
by Vaginal-Voyager February 20, 2014
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Snatch Tiller

While holding onto her legs you furiously pound her froth cabbage while running her face through the topsoil.

Plural: Snatch Tilling

Also see: Culti-vage Culti-vagining
It was a hot and sweaty day while I was working outside, my balls wet and quivering in anticipation for the mornings snatch tillings. Readying my bulk behind my most tasty bitch, I stuck my wicked wank inside her mossy abyss. Driving forward with every push, I ramburgled her face into the dirt and pushed her forward tilling my vast lands as a snatch tiller. Much akin to my fathers before me.
by Jimmy Rustlers Grampy July 04, 2013
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snatch snatcher

A Pussy Magnet, someone who is extremely good at obtaining girls available for intercourse
Steve: I dont wanna brag Carl.. but im a real snatch snatcher
by Chippy Boy September 30, 2015
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nose snatch

Someone, majority of the time a ginger, who has an obsession of snatching your nose or giving it a quick "boop" because they're a soft boy.
Nose snatcher approaches
"I'M GONNA SNATCH YA NOSE!"

"lemme boop it."
by Lluuze January 26, 2020
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camping snatch

When you're on a 2 week camping trip, have sex around day 2 and have nowhere to wash the snatch.
Have you seen the flies around Stephens mums tent?

Yeah, she's got camping snatch.
by Snatchcrazy December 23, 2016
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snatchy snatch

When a female is being more than a "cunt" it is appropriate to call her this. It's much friendlier but takes on the same meaning. Anytime a female has a bitchy tone it is safe to say she is a snatchy snatch.
You sure are being a vicious snatchy snatch.
by Thesnatchiest September 28, 2013
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