cigar smoking trumpet player

1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

by KimYongEel December 6, 2009

Chain smoking, Kidnapping, Prettyboy

A genuinely nice, attractive male, who smokes a lot and is falsely accused of kidnapping his son, whom he loves very much.

You, sir, are a chain smoking, kidnapping, prettyboy

by bugmom May 9, 2013

The Rules of Smoking Weed

The unwritten street rules of smoking weed in groups or circles, usually broken by rookie smokers. Without these, it would be anarchy. Does not apply if you are smoking something to your face. These rules are not in any specific order.

- Rollers Rights are always in effect
- The person who purchased or chips in the most money for the weed always gets to roll
- You cannot complain about the weed being bush if you did not chip any money in to buy it
- Calling out deuce before the joint is rolled up results in getting bitch place (last in line)
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to back down
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to take baby-tokes
- Rookies acting paranoid will result in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Dropping the the blunt or spliff results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Not "ringing" a canoeing blunt with saliva to fix it results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Always smoke it down to the last toke
- What happens in the smoking circle stays in the smoking circle (unless it was way too funny)

*Rookie drops the blunt, gets punched by everybody*
Rookie: Why?!?!?!?!
Me: Don't you know The Rules of Smoking Weed? Don't ever drop the blunt!

by whats_a_pseudonym2 January 6, 2009

Smoking It to the Nub

Deep throating; sucking dick down to the balls Hog Smoking

Unfortunately, Smoking It to the Nub cannot be performed on long, thick cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Smoking

What you do after sex.

Person: What were you guys doing last night?

Me: Oh, we fucked into oblivion and then stayed up smoking until like 3.

Person: Cool.

by Aceywantsyoursoul July 22, 2012

smoking california style

When you and your friends hang out together and everyone is using their own smoking piece, as opposed to sharing a bong, a pipe or a joint!

"Hey Ken, wanna hit this bong?"

"Naw man, I'm smoking california style."

by rachie-bake November 10, 2008

smoking the white owl

Performing oral sex on a male, giving head, felatio

"You see them fags out in Frisco smoking the white owl?"

by Conan of Edinboro November 19, 2007