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skunk drunk

to be so high that you feel as impaired as you when drunk
Bud: Dude can you give me a ride?
Bro: Sorry my man bud im skunk drunk
by kykymot March 3, 2014
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Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk
Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?
by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013
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Man skunk

When a dude farts during sex
by Shot dawg May 23, 2017
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Skunk cunt

When a pussy looks cute and innocent from a far but has a smell that could strip the paint of a car and leave you smelling like a dump. Probably will have to bath in tomato juice.
Bruh, I heard your girl got the skunk cunt.
by ZestySock May 9, 2018
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skunk flaps

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.
David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.
by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017
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skunk flaps

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.
David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.
by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017
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Skunk Rusted

when your laying down masturbating and you bus-a-nut on yourself and your sperm drips all the way down into you asshole
"dude i was beating my dick yesterday and i skunk rusted myself" { TB-SG }
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