Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

fella simulator

a toy used by women for pleasure in abscence of a man

rampant rabbit to see 1 go to anne summers or if u live in selby good vibrations

by baddass mofo January 21, 2005

situlation

An atypically typical situation. A not unpleasant situation that confers an aura of benignity. Derived from situation.

"I've been here before, and I'm quite familiar with this situlation. Pretty good sometimes."

by Stewart Knoepp September 29, 2006

simclal

"Sitting In My Chair Laughing A Lot." A chat acronym comparable to LOL or ROFL.

gamer54: holy crap, I just got pwnd
tehguy932: simclal

by beuks October 5, 2008

farming simulator 2013

A game almost entirely based on getting tractors stuck in trees and glued together, there is no escape from the magnetism of other tractors. Some of the main aims of the game is to actually figure out how to feed cows and/or carry a refrigerator with a front loader. Oh, also there's something to do with planting seeds. I think you also have to harvest them.

Person 1: I just found a game in the bin!
Person 2: what game?
Person 1: Farming Simulator 2013
Person 2: why does that not surprise me?

by resoplast February 14, 2015

Simulation

When something happened a while ago and looking back at it you realize it was really wierd and the memory is very blurry

Wow 8th grade was a simulation, how on earth did we wear low cut jeans

Remember four lokos? SIMULATION

by Hotdogwatericecubes December 31, 2019

Moan Simulator

Playing as child Hinata in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4

Roommate:"dude stop watching child porn! "
Me:"I'm not I'm just playing moan simulator in ninja storm!"

by NekoDanMoka May 20, 2016