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Simp/simd

_*Simps/simds original definition*_-: suckers idolizing mediocre pussy/dick

_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it
Bro shes such a simd for trusting him again

Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her

You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you
by Thatbitchjupiter June 1, 2020
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Simp tax

Simp: "Dude, she's so hot."
Dude: "She has nudes if you pay your simp tax."
by VxJasonxV September 11, 2020
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Barnyard Sampler

A Barnyard Sampler is an off-menu item at Wendy's similar to the McGangBang from McDonalds. It consists of a Chicken burger, either Spicy or Home-style, that you add the following to:
Bacon
Cheese (optional)
An Extra 4 oz Beef Patty.

Most Wendy's locations do not know it by name, and when you get to the beef patty they might ask you to clarify what you mean. Just persevere and burger heaven will be yours.
Customer: Hi, can I get a Barnyard Sampler combo with Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... What?
Customer: Spicy chicken combo, bacon, cheese, extra 4oz beef patty, Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... You want the 4oz patty on the side?
Customer: No. In the burger.
<Order Placed>
Burger Builder in the back: Uhh... Is this right?
Employee: Yeah.
by jmlsteele March 10, 2010
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Fruit sample

When in the act of getting titty fucked (preferably a woman) one sucks the banana (montrous cock) and switches to suck the melons (humongous tits) repeatedly. Obviously recieving a nutrious variety of fruit.
I asked the local nuns if they would like a fruit sample, they eagerly accepted.
by The Clown With No Penis April 7, 2010
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Mega-Simp

The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.
An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect

Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp
by Reagan81 May 8, 2020
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Turbo Simp

Someone who is not just a Simp , but a person that goes beyond the boundaries of simpness and reaches new simp horizons
Hey dude , isn't Alexander Turbo Simping for Maria?

He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.
by SimpSlayer43413 July 4, 2020
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cop simp

typically a right-winged individual that will defend the cops in any protest or shooting video no matter what the video shows. These individuals also tend to be loud supporters of Blue Lives Matter.
I can't even even talk to Alex anymore about the news anymore. He is such a cop simp
by Steve_holt August 27, 2020
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