_*Simps/simds original definition*_-: suckers idolizing mediocre pussy/dick
_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it
_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it
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Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her
You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you
Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her
You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you
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A Barnyard Sampler is an off-menu item at Wendy's similar to the McGangBang from McDonalds. It consists of a Chicken burger, either Spicy or Home-style, that you add the following to:
Bacon
Cheese (optional)
An Extra 4 oz Beef Patty.
Most Wendy's locations do not know it by name, and when you get to the beef patty they might ask you to clarify what you mean. Just persevere and burger heaven will be yours.
Bacon
Cheese (optional)
An Extra 4 oz Beef Patty.
Most Wendy's locations do not know it by name, and when you get to the beef patty they might ask you to clarify what you mean. Just persevere and burger heaven will be yours.
Customer: Hi, can I get a Barnyard Sampler combo with Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... What?
Customer: Spicy chicken combo, bacon, cheese, extra 4oz beef patty, Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... You want the 4oz patty on the side?
Customer: No. In the burger.
<Order Placed>
Burger Builder in the back: Uhh... Is this right?
Employee: Yeah.
Employee: ... What?
Customer: Spicy chicken combo, bacon, cheese, extra 4oz beef patty, Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... You want the 4oz patty on the side?
Customer: No. In the burger.
<Order Placed>
Burger Builder in the back: Uhh... Is this right?
Employee: Yeah.
by jmlsteele March 10, 2010
Get the Barnyard Sampler mug.When in the act of getting titty fucked (preferably a woman) one sucks the banana (montrous cock) and switches to suck the melons (humongous tits) repeatedly. Obviously recieving a nutrious variety of fruit.
by The Clown With No Penis April 7, 2010
Get the Fruit sample mug.The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.
An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect
Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp
Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp
by Reagan81 May 8, 2020
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Hey dude , isn't Alexander Turbo Simping for Maria?
He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.
by SimpSlayer43413 July 4, 2020
Get the Turbo Simp mug.typically a right-winged individual that will defend the cops in any protest or shooting video no matter what the video shows. These individuals also tend to be loud supporters of Blue Lives Matter.
by Steve_holt August 27, 2020
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