Sanders Sides

An ongoing YouTube series created by the EX-viner Thomas Sanders.

Me: Aw man Sanders Sides is such a good series!!
Everyone around me: wtf is that??

by tinajbee November 2, 2019

side talker

a person who stands 45 degrees to you when they talk to you

Do you notice that host on Dancing With The Stars always stands sideways when he talks? Yeah, he's one of those side talkers.

by june t October 26, 2015

side hustle

A term used almost exclusively by Americans, who are somehow still in denial about how rigged the economic system is in favor of the ultra-rich, to describe the second or even third job they have to work to meet the same standard of living their parents had 30 years ago.

All through his childhood, Mike's parents drilled into him that if he studied hard and went to college, the world would be his oyster. Unfortunately, everyone's parents said that, so everyone went to college. Suddenly, college cost several times as much, people were graduating with six figures of student loan debt, and the value of their degrees plummeted because of the law of supply and demand. Now, Mike is working full-time as a coffee barista. It isn't enough to pay rent and save money, so Mike had to move back in with his parents and take a second job driving nights for a rideshare program. This leaves just enough to afford the downpayment on a mortgage if he's willing to live with his parents until he's 40 and nothing horrible happens, like a worldwide pandemic or something. He refuses to acknowledge that the economic system is rigged against him, so instead of organizing for higher pay, better social programs, student loan debt relief, and higher taxes on the people who are ripping him off, he deludes himself into thinking he's "got this" and calls his second job a "side hustle" to make the fact that he's being screwed seem cool.

by states_the_obvious January 22, 2022

sideload

To download a file, esp. an application, to a smartphone or other electronic device outside of the accepted or usual channels.

The app center says the eBay app isn't available yet for the new OS on my phone, so I had to sideload an earlier version from a Dropbox link I found.

by Eduardo Suave September 7, 2011

shove it sideways

A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.

Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"

by wavyg July 17, 2014

Sidewards Taco

Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco

David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!

Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?

by IceMan 22 GO DEEP June 19, 2013

sidigo

command- A command used by men, whose "bagometer" is anywhere between 3/4 and full, given to women instructing them to drain their nuts through felatio, then to get the fuck off the premises.

Actually an acronym for,"Suck It, Drink It, Get Out" instructing the whore on exactly what her purpose is.

After shouting,"sidigo" to his dumb whore, she proceeded to suck-away in an attempt to extract, evacuate and empty her man's bag.

by Drano August 13, 2006