trouble shooting

A pathetic attempt by a piece of software and/or human user at solving a problem which will persist despite any efforts short of divine intervention

After attempting to trouble shoot Windows ME errors for an hour, I was having trouble keeping myself from shooting my computer

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Shooting Blanks

Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed.

Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.

by Vulgar Skunk May 18, 2017

kirby shooting

When a woman gets a cream pie then the guy sucks all the cum out. Then blows it back into her ass.

Omg! I cant to wait to give that hot slut her first kirby shooting of cum in her was.

by Satan Tonio texas cowboy July 25, 2016

Roll And Shoot

The ultimate strategy to everything in life.
A phrase coined by rednecks.

Guy 1: Man, life's been getting me down lately...
Guy 2: Just Roll and shoot buddy, just roll and shoot...

by WarMachine8288 May 10, 2010

Shoot the puck

To make a decision akin to a hockey player in the offensive zone finally deciding to just take the shot.

After Wayne’s lengthy deliberation to have one more drink with his friend Mark, Mark blurted out, “just shoot the puck!”

by Ray Church January 20, 2018

shooting goo.

The act of emptying ones man chamber. Ejaculation.

I can't wait to go home with this months Vogue magazine and end up shooting goo.

by DMR88 November 8, 2013

Laundry Shooting

Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.

Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.

Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.

by AlyB December 2, 2019