shampow

verb - To brutally beat someone, like the shamwow guy did to his hooker.

Im gonna have to shampow his ass !!

by welltaylorr March 30, 2009

Shemped

when you think your getting the real thing, but its really not. It's disapointment...it's getting shemped!

Well the best example is when your all siked to watch the original three stooges....and you turn it on, and its shemp! other examples
my friends went last week to see the blink 182 concert..when they got there weezer filled in for them as the headliner...they got shemped!

by SomeGuyTshirt September 11, 2009

shit, shave, shag and shampoo

the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S

guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!

by rantingsteve May 10, 2011

Shimp

v. To post and immediately like your own Facebook status/comments

Nic just shimped his status again.

by Snyz December 18, 2010

scomp

An expression of cheer, a toast when parting. Usually with hand held high, holding a beer where available.

Well, I gotta go. Nice talkin' to you.
You too, scomps brother!
Scomps!

by Orion Parrott April 14, 2006

Shamp

Shamp is a variable term used in the Pacific Northwest of the USA. It acts as an "x" might in a math equation. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, ect.

"Did you shamp my waffle?"
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."

by NampleSack April 4, 2010

shampoo

when your completely legit about something sexual.

Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo

by Gabrielleisalwaysright November 25, 2011