Im gonna have to shampow his ass !!
by welltaylorr March 30, 2009
Get the shampow mug.when you think your getting the real thing, but its really not. It's disapointment...it's getting shemped!
Well the best example is when your all siked to watch the original three stooges....and you turn it on, and its shemp! other examples
my friends went last week to see the blink 182 concert..when they got there weezer filled in for them as the headliner...they got shemped!
my friends went last week to see the blink 182 concert..when they got there weezer filled in for them as the headliner...they got shemped!
by SomeGuyTshirt September 11, 2009
Get the Shemped mug.guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!
by rantingsteve May 10, 2011
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Get the Shimp mug.An expression of cheer, a toast when parting. Usually with hand held high, holding a beer where available.
by Orion Parrott April 14, 2006
Get the scomp mug.Shamp is a variable term used in the Pacific Northwest of the USA. It acts as an "x" might in a math equation. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, ect.
"Did you shamp my waffle?"
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."
by NampleSack April 4, 2010
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